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Coco Maldita

Talisay City is gifted with swimming pool resorts that are not only easily accessible but are also budget-friendly for friends and families, especially to those who live in the south. Coco Maldita is one of these resorts, and here are 10 reasons you should pay this place a visit whenever you’re looking for a near yet “sulit” and quick escapade.

Pool and Beach in One

It’s the perfect destination if you don’t want to choose between the beach and the swimming pool, because Coco Maldita simply has both!

Cheap Entrance Fee

Can you believe that their entrance fee is only 60 pesos for adults and 40 pesos for kids (3-7 years old)? Here’s their complete rates:

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Nighttime Party

They have an overnight party every Saturday that’s very popular among barkadas who wish to have fun by the pool all night long!

image source: https://www.facebook.com/CocoMaldita

image source: https://www.facebook.com/CocoMaldita

their party-conducive poolside with disco lights

their party-conducive poolside with disco lights

By-the-Beach Cottages

Their spacious nipa cottages cost 500-800 pesos. You may also bring your own tables and tents, which will then cost 200 and 350 pesos each, respectively.

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Breathtaking Sunset

Look at that sunset, baby! This was taken beside our cottage at around 5:00 o’clock or so in the afternoon. Simply gorgeous. 🙂

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Height-Friendly Pool

By height-friendly, I mean it’s for every age. They only have one big pool that has a depth of 4-8 feet. It has a picturesque landscape and comes with showers and lounge seats. The resort’s pool also has a by-standing lifeguard who’s diligently looking out for  all swimmers and their safety. To enjoy their pool, you have to wear proper swimwear or if not, just wear a white t-shirt and non-denim shorts.

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official marketing photo

Coco Maldita’s official promotional photo

Affordable Accommodation

The resort only has few rooms for overnights, but since their accommodation’s near the beach, you can be assured of a refreshing and peaceful stay.

 

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a glimpse of their rooms

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Spacious Parking Area

Upon entrance, you can easily find a space to park. Right next to the resort’s gate is a wide lawn intended for guests’ vehicles.

No Corkage Fee

We brought food and drinks, but the only things I remember paying during our visit there were the entrance fees and cottage rental. Cool, huh? 😉

In-House Bar with Various Drinks

Forgot to bring Emperador or Red Horse? You need not worry for the resort also comes with its very own liquor and beverages store.

image source: https://www.facebook.com/CocoMaldita

image source: https://www.facebook.com/CocoMaldita

Last but not the least, it has lesser crowd compared to other resorts in Talisay!

Coco Maldita can be contacted through (032) 462-2239. You may also visit their FB page for more info. They’re specifically in Biasong, Talisay, and is open from 8:00 am to 10:00 pm. To reach the place from the south road, you may ride a tricycle from the crossing going to Biasong (left side of the road if you come from the city). The resort is a few yards away from the Barangay Hall.

Nov 21, 2014Jessica Arnaiz
Comments: 6
  1. Daniel Padilla
    2 years ago

    Honestly one of the best resort I’ve ever been into. Crystal clear pool water and nice servants. Definitely one of Cebu’s hidden treasures. 2 thumbs up (and 8 fingers up).

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  2. Narlene
    2 years ago

    I enjoy the overnight pool party and going wild…

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  3. Pubic Hair
    2 years ago

    I love to go party swimming, topless…

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  4. Lex Adams
    5 years ago

    I live at Coco on a permanent basis and was here when you guys had your team building. At the time the owners here had an algae problem in the pool that was sorted out over the next day or two. The pool gets cleaned each morning before guests arrive as does the surrounding area. Maybe if you had asked the staff you would have been told the reason and so not assume they just didn’t clean the pool.

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  5. Hair
    5 years ago

    Sad to say, the pool looked like a swimming “fish pond” when we went there. I dunno why they didn’t bother to clean it. I didn’t asked the staff, though. 🙂 But still, our team building was successful. 🙂

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  6. daisy
    5 years ago

    Thanks for this!

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Jessica Arnaiz
6 years ago 6 Comments Hotels and Resortsbudget, Cebu City, Central Cebu, resort34,841
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